Boy:I broke up with her.
His Best Friend:What happened?
Boy:She’s just too much for me. ...
His Best Friend:What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy:Well, ...for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had
to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend:So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your
eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest
girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy:Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who
I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink much. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend:So, you broke her heart because she cares about your
well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is
losing you. I see..
Boy:But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend:So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And
because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy:I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to
other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her.
His Best Friend:So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to
commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could
find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the
most to love only her. I see..
Boy:Well, she....
His Best Friend:You broke up with her because she just wanna be a good
one for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because
you were selfish. And I just heard that you found a new one whom just
came into your life recently, so that made you simply break your
girlfriend's heart just like that? Are you sure that, that girl is real good?
Not because of illusion? Are you proud?
Boy:I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend:You lost the girl that loved you like no one else
could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you.
THAT’S what happened...
Credits: A friend, from a friend of friend etc~ Anon.
上了Degree的苦：问题出现了！
我有个朋友。。。让我很想跟他讲这些话。。。
跟你讲话好苦。。讲那样又不是，讲这样又不是！你到底要怎样！？
讲一下话，又开始吵了~人家又没有要跟你吵~！是你自己，讲一点，又不讲一点。。。讲话讲好来啦！！！！气死我了！
你人很奇怪~你不让我知道你人是怎样，那我就只能猜,但是你又讲我assume你人是如何....你到底要我怎样？==！！
是你自己对事不问不问的。。。真的不想跟你讲任何关于我的事情。。。==讲给你听你又不里，不讲。。。你又不会想人家的感受讲话。。。气死我了！！！
算了。。。算了。。。不要讲那个死笨蛋。。。== 讲他就气。。。
另一个问题。。。==干吗我身边的人都奇奇怪怪的？讲话。。。没想过。。。做事情。。。也没想好。。。== 还是我自己有问题？
